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Dumbest Song Lyrics

I need a place to vent on the stupid song lyrics.

This place is as good as any.

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Get it Through Your Thick Skull!

In moments of extreme daftness, this Dadism came through loud and clear!

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Wipe That Look Off Your Puss!

When we were kids, impending sassiness and a sour look on our faces, often brought this Dadism upon us.

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Where’s the Cops?

“Where’s the Cops” is Dad-speak for “Somebody needs to be arrested for being stupid or dangerous!”

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Numbnutz

When we behave stupidly, Dad is good at highlighting it with a mild-mannered, non-profane, but well-deserved insult.

“Numbnutz” is often appropriate in times of absent-mindedness, and is one of my favorites.

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Christmas Card 2001

A car theme returned for 2001′s Christmas card. And the Firebird made a cameo.

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Christmas Card 2000


Back in 2000, I had a new toy. A 1969 Pontiac Firebird convertible.

Of course it had to be featured in that year’s Christmas card!

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A Watched PC Never Boils

After spending yet another hour updating, downloading and re-installing stuff on my computer I really needed to get out of the house.

Simple, just put the laptop in stand-by mode, pack up, and leave, right?

Who would have thought this led me to think of Grandma’s wise words?

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Vista Start Button Mod

We’ve got this Gäste-WC (visitor’s restroom) in our apartment that’s just begging to be decorated.

Now, I’m not one to invest any effort in the undertaking, nor (God-forbid) put up dolphins and starfish and leave shells laying around to collect dust!

But you’ve got to love these in-wall toilets they have here in Germany!

That big ol’ flush lever just stares at you, looking so much like a shiny, modern-day, 3D, gummi-bear, jelly-bean, computer-user-interface button!

Just look at all that surface area begging to be decorated!!

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Germany Gestalt

The members of Toytown Germany, a website dedicated to the English-speaking, ex-pat population of Germany, started a thread about what the outline of Germany looks like.

I guess after all that (good German) beer they’ve been drinking, they were bound to come up with some creative, free-flowing ideas.

And, needless to say, I couldn’t help myself and got carried away…

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