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Get it Through Your Thick Skull!

In moments of extreme daftness, this Dadism came through loud and clear!

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Wipe That Look Off Your Puss!

When we were kids, impending sassiness and a sour look on our faces, often brought this Dadism upon us.

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Where’s the Cops?

“Where’s the Cops” is Dad-speak for “Somebody needs to be arrested for being stupid or dangerous!”

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Numbnutz

When we behave stupidly, Dad is good at highlighting it with a mild-mannered, non-profane, but well-deserved insult.

“Numbnutz” is often appropriate in times of absent-mindedness, and is one of my favorites.

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Chasing Parked Cars

Today’s Dadism that relates to cars. Hurray!

Well, sort-of relates to cars.

You see: He looks like he must’ve been chasing parked cars translates to: he ain’t so handsome. Continue Reading… »

That’s Just What the Doctor Ordered

A few years ago, I made a year-long comic tribute to those precious sayings that my Dear Old Dad utters on a regular basis.

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