I need a place to vent on the stupid song lyrics.

This place is as good as any.

I’m holding out for a hero ’til the end of the night.

A hero. At the disco.

There won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas.

Where do I start? It’s hot down there, so I don’t think anyone was really hoping for the fluffy white stuff. I’m not sure how many folks in Africa (hungry or otherwise) celebrate Christmas anyway. But Christmas is (actually) the celebration of the Winter Solstice, which means longer days (for the ~2/3 of Africa above the equator) and even more heat. Fail.

Are you strong enough to be my man?

Strong enough? How about “Are you dumb enough?”

I believe the children are our future…

You believe? After months of meditation in a cave you came up with that all by yourself? I suppose you believe that the next day is “tomorrow” and you believe that time marches on too.

I want a new drug…that makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you.

Well, why don’t you just spend time with her (assuming it’s a girl) instead of trying to find a chemical substitute, moron!